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Dear Lenni,
will do this better soon, mmk?

Woke up extra-super-early (5:30) because I thought Imogen may need my help.
She didn't.
As an older sister am redundant.

Tripalex breakfast:
rockmelon, kiwi, scrambled, croissant
Not "Cwahscent-nawrnawrnawr"

Athletics Carnival. Rina's brother being made of wn.
Eamon tearing his jeans, "Cover my shame...do you want to see it?"
Chillin'. Sitting. Singing. Etc.

Tripalex walk that turned into Belindalex time;
Exchanging a significant look, Rina and I turn on our heels and leave
..."Why are you guys ditching us?"

Leaving the athletics carnival with all the subtle of a brick.
Maccas Lunch. An entire contingent of GHS. Hurricane.
Appreciating that our bodies will never be identified.

Belinda (in shock): There's a kayak...in your front yard?!
Eamon: We had a kayak
Belinda (proudly): We had one in the back yard!

Alex leaving Post-it notes around the house
Eamon safety-pinning his pants back together
Pretending I can 'so totes play' the violin :/

Everyone ever invited to Alex's house for tea
Shot gun!
The house that is actually incredibly and unbelieveably awesome.

Eamon: I never say good

Alex: Go! Be free!

Lenni: ...because Alex brings his hoes here...

A: ...and you can slide down here but be careful not to slide into the pond and die
Me: Did you do that?
A: ...yes.

Bella: Thankyou for losing our rocket!
E: You're welcome

A: This is safe, it's made of foam, *stabs self with deadly rocket*...ow.

Bella tormenting Eamond.

Milk: You're doing it wrong.

The reason to have a magician as an older brother = Alex: Would you like me to turn it into chocolate milk?

E: I can be a barman! What am I doing?

E: First, second, third, fourth, fifith, sixth!
Me: Reverse?
E: *points* That's the one!

The dwarf banana muffin Eamon rejected

Banana muffin on a banana

E: I feel bad for asking this because this is your house but where is your toilet?

A: You're going to get stuck in there...it'll be fine

A: Eamon! You made it!
E (scandalised): I hate olives!

E: Funny story! I measured myself with a pencil...
Rina: hahahaha!
E: *convulses with lols* ...and the next day... *convulses*
R: You ripped your pants?
E: *Checks pants*

Popcorn: Faces' natural enemy

R: A good question, one that only the maggot could answer...but I killed it...
  
   : Objection! I need a haircut!

A: Everytime I say 'time and place' I think of Mr Lloyd
E: What did I do?

A: *comes down stairs, smiling* So when I went upstairs my door was half closed and Belinda was hanging around the side going ahhh...*looks behind him*...dammit!
2 mins later
    : This time I came down second!

A:Slocasticslacaped (slow, sarcastic clap)

A: What do you know how to play aside from Wii tennis?
E: I don't know how to play anything...including Wii tennis...

Playing videogames
I completely understand now why boys love them
They're absolutely the cutest things ever.

Being driven home by Lenni
Discussing families
E: Whoa...it's like a thing!

Told you I'd remember :)
Night love,
<3