Ext1 (Part 2)

Twelfth Night A Tragi-Incestuous-Comedy in Several Parts.

Malvolio (The Cross Gartered): Me

Sir Toby (The Drunk): Sam

Fabian: Shirley (The slightly forgetful of his lines)

Sir Andrew (The Pathetic): Kyle

Maria (The Plus-Male): Amy

Antonio (The Homo-Erotic): Krystal

Olivia (Helena Bonham-Carter): Kristin

Sebastian (The Boy): Fiona

Viola (The She-Male): Katie

Feste (The Horrified, Horrified, Horror): Brinlie

Orsino (The Thoroughly Confused): Justin

VIDEO:

Class to Mr M: Just press play and you won’t break it!

He broke it.
                       : "What did you press?"
Mr M :'Play!'
Class               : "From 1-Pressed Play, you DID NOT!"
                       : 'From 1-Fail you were a 10...'
                       : “Good effort, team” *Class High-5s)

The duel.
30 seconds of stalemate
Rainbow: Go on...kill already!


Amy: Why are they running down to the barn?
"To listen to the music?"
Amy: In a thunderstorm? Nah, they just went there to make out

SHORT TRANSCRIPT
He made the first move
He just put his arm around him
Guy looks horrified
Amy: Oh god he is smelling him! They’re nuzzling
Horrified, horrified horror
Sam: Oh look she’s opening her lips
Amy (Jumps to feet): DON’T DO IT!
...He did it.

The turn led by the head

Reading:

“It’s an STD”
“Oh LOL!”

“I have heard her Sweden...Sweden?”
“Swear it!”

Kyle: “Ha, ha, ha, ha! What just happened?”
Amy: Yeah, I didn’t get any of it...
Sam: I was dancing!
Justin: ...why is everybody laughing?

Justin: we need an Orsin-y
Kyle: aren’t you...?
Justin: No! I’m OrsinOH!

Katy’s Shakespearean singing

Sam: dulcet in contagion...

Shirley: No, I want a dog!

Post-It Note Conversation about Bleach with Kaj

Justin: Wait, what...I thought Orsino was the brother!
        : be not amazed...!
"It's still you!"
        : I know, gimme a second -dramatic pause.

Kyle: Why is Madonna in this play?

Amy (to me): It says 'a dazzling smile'! Dazzle us!
Kyle: Yeah -do it! Give us your Malvolio!
Me: *smiles*
Shirley: Well I'm dazzled.




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