I smell like soap and Happy.

Friday, 4th December, 2009


Free periods with my people
Hand-holding/GAG/Armrests
...n'aw.
"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you two are so cute together
i just want to bake you in a pie together and eat you"

I think that pretty much sums it up
So much the squee
That works too

spinninglolsdrunk ftw
the 'condom hat', so frenchy, so chic
Joyeux Noel!!

Thursday, 3rd December, 2009


Aleisha, Rachael and Georgia -so long as I never make eye contact with anyone but them, all will be well
*Christ was that two bells? Really? Oh? No? That was one bell? Relly? Ohthankgod! Hang on...are you still talking? Yes, yes I am? THANKGOD! OH CHRIST! What are you saying? That colloquialism connects the audience? Really? Oh, ok, that's alright then...*

That was some kind of gorgeous
so Happy For You
Just...squee

Scene: concrete near Steps
Ariesha, Catie, Rina and I are 'just chillin''. Lenni walks over. Big grin.
Lenni: He asked me out!
Rina looks at me, manical glint in her eyes
together: OHHHMYGODOHICANTHISINCREDIDONSOHAPPGAWSQUEEN'AW!
Rina and I leap at Lenni (honestly don't remember leaving the ground) and we squee loudly for several minutes. Ariesha and Catie offer congratulations and exchange bemused glances.
"Your snort of disbelief upset the cards."
"Are you really confused by the teabag?"
"I was going to walk through that wall but there's a door there" "...is she really confused by the door?

Fortune telling
Jack of clubs
Nine of hearts

The milk that followed the tea
Amazing amounts of squee
Justin's spinning around round-abouts technique...is actually really fun.

Apparently being like Phoebe from Friends
Loungeroom
Poolside "study". Clearly the ants were helpful :)

Learning how to speak in Spanish.
"I like how, our of 5 foreign countries, 3 of them were american"
Remember to give Lenni back her shirt

"If we wave our arms maybe Rina will direct the spotlight onto our papers"
The scariest damn talent in the history of anything I've ever seen
I am amazed that Ruby has been able to keep her identity a secret this long

I wish I had neighbours that were Monkeys...or neighbours that were Krystal
Ruby Moon was gorgeous, Kara + Kea
Shirley makes the best bag-man ever, I think this has career potential

That last one was...eep
did you see my triplet?
she's going to kill me :(



Wednesday, 2nd December, 2009
Stamps in assembly
Shifty glances, enormous grins.
Year 12 assembly cancelled *wild cheer*

Catriona McMillan's fantastic long words and help
Not everyone would consider the ability to pontificate beyond grosse excess to be a skill dearest :)
See what I did there?

Heart pains...but I think ours are different
"you're pretty ridiculous yourself, you know. in a good way"
n'aw. he called you ridiculous :)


Tuesday, 1st December, 2009
First day of summer
I do love them quite a lot
Maths test...yay?

-Rina is rude. I dislike her and her thumbs. I dislike your thumbs too.
-‘I don’t want to raise a hermaphroditic velociraptor!’
-‘Oh, you’re dying. Oh, there’re bits of leaf on it.’

-... As if they would hi-5... and then turn it into a bizarre battle of lols. They think I haven’t noticed. Or don’t care. They’re falling. Now it’s ‘raining men’. Their palms are joined and it’s really weird. Now they’re lolling at my commentary. As if. No. >:/
-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
-Wojajieaiiajieao;igeraoi stop that nonsense.

-Lenni: I can listen to you complain! What are hair triplets for?
Rina: Hair
Lenni: SQUEE!

-Rina: yeah, she wasn’t that enthusiastic
Cat (typing): I’ll show you enthusiastic...
(I love that this is what educational technology is used for)



Monday, 30th November, 2009


Period 0 = slight panic.
"Why am I even in here?" "To stop me panicking." "Oh right...am I helping at all?"
Blue Hearts.

The cuteness of new couples - "so cute my heart is about to eat itself."
"Where's our triplet?" "In court" "Had to happen sooner or later"
Ha, as if I didn't hear about it.
"your kids would be like super eyes! with all eyes and eye lashes and etc"
It was an ugly preppy man with no nose
realising that maybe I hadn't cared as much as I should have

Finishing viva
Oh...my...
And it's done.



Sunday, 29th November, 2009

Google wave conversations with Lenni
Quit her job!
I wrote my 400...
"Cause my sexts are too hot to erase." "what what is too hot to what now?"
"can you just get him to hurry up a bit please???"
Convoluted conversations - a good kind of ridiculous

I like how it's assumed that we're sharing this information
Comedy festival on tv
Glee

I'm sorry we don't talk much at the moment
But I don't know if you even want to
And I'm not the best conversationalist anyway.

Excitement for tomorrow
Cute potential couples
Some exclusions hurt less than you expect them to.


Saturday, 28th November, 2009

Oh goodness Leisha, I love you and I loved your pool...sparkle, sparkle!
The loledge in particular
Oh the lols: "Bring single friends and mistletoe"

"And how is your heart feeling about that?" "It's just chillin'"
"Karina lalaland, where I live"
"It's like a typo while speaking"

On three 'un, deux, trois!'
Haven't jumped since yee olde times
'I don't quite understand why, but somehow, I am wearing swimmers and no shirt.'
Eamon's violet face
"Avoid the wet by going underwater!"
My glasses are more interesting now :)

Driving Rina and Lenni home. Chats. Shouts. Love.
"Bottle of rum." "Parabola?"
"Oh that's awkward I just signed your message with Karina"

"I think I'll just kill her." "That's been your response to three different girls."
Doctor who makes us cry
Doctor Donna!

"My heart wants to punch your heart in the face."
"I do not yell squee every five seconds." "SQUEE!" "Please minimise noise. "
Squeenomia. Aah we're squeemish!

My heart's penguin has a foot. It slaps with it
"Oh that is so cute my heart might throw up."
"Did you see his grin???"

lal! - loves and lols!
'Prying'
He's a good boy that one.

I think they understand now...and I didn't mean to shout
But the words were too much for me to hold
So I had to let them out.

'I think at some point I just realised, being miserable isn't going to help me'
And as long as he's happy, I'm happy
Because he's my friend, and he's been in pain for too long.


Friday, 27th November, 2009

"I can't see through the lols!"
My Immortal - dramatic readings during free period
"Do you mind if I sit here?" "Course not, I don't think you're the kind of person to cause a ruckus"

I love that word
I could extend upon this theme
I choose not to.

My hair-triplet is pregnant to her twin and expecting quintuplets. One will be a velociraptor.
Clearly this is the one Rina is raising
:)
AleishaJadeHolmes
My gorgeous blonde girl.
What on earth would I do without her?

xox